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Condolations:
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
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When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
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Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.
After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.
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Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with
to condole with a friend whose father has died.
The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
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The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
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