Cone Donkey

An undesirable bisexual woman whose emotional and relationship baggage and raging anger make her impossible to have any relationship with, let alone a triadbut who insists she is a rare desirable unicorn whose rarity makes her in charge of all relationships. A donkey with a traffic cone on her head pretending to be a Unicorn.

Burcu thought she was a Unicorn, but she's SUCH a Cone Donkey!