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Cone Nips

Cone nips are two enlarged pencil tops on your chest.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.

Person #1: Daaaaaaaamn! That guy got some floppy Cone Nips!
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?

by |JP| July 15, 2016