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The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.
My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.
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A British term for the fruit/seed of a horse chestnut tree. Commonly called a chestnut.
Can also refer to the game called 'conkers' played using the chestnuts in which two opponents attempt to shatter the other's conker. The conkers are both suspended on a length of string and the players take turns to swing at the other's. The player with the conker last remaining on its string is the winner.
Young Boy 1: "Ouch man, you hit my finger!"
Young Boy 2: "Well that's the inherent risk of playing conkers my friend. You know what you signed up for!"
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A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.
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Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .
* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.
<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.
* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.
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a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.
I've got a ten time winning conker
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The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.
Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.
When you're at a party and you feel really energetic when you have only had a few drinks, you're a bit tipsy and light headed but completely wasted.
In that confident and happy state.
Not to be confused with wankered which is when you are completely shit faced.
Another word for tipsy.
"I'm completely conkered!"
"But mate, you've only had two drinks?"
"I know!"