A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right
A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women
Conlard is so strong
A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women
Conlard is the best at one on ones