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Conquer the king

The act of dethroning one’s girlfriend’s father by pounding him from the behind, furthermore ejaculating into his mouth. Only then will the king be conquered

“Hey bro want to come over tonight for a few beers and watch the footy?”

“Nah sorry bro I’ve got to go to dinner at my girlfriend’s place tonight. Who knows, I might even conquer the king!”

by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024