Constitutional Amendment

A euphemism for when you need to drop deuce again, shortly after the morning’s main bowel evacuation.

“Dude, were you going?”

“I’ll be back in a few, I have to go file an amendment.”
“Say what?”

“I need to file a Constitutional Amendment!”
“Oh.”

Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.

The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.

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