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When something smells so bad that you say they must be cooking fish in a toaster
OMG that smells like their Cooking Fish in A Toaster Phooey!
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When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.
The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be
Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!
George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.