Cookie Monster Shirt

A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.

Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!

5👍 1👎