cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

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cookie mom

Someone who likes cookies a little TOO much..

That woman's such a cookie mom. I mean, she must be buyin them Oreos every other day!

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mom cookies

Gross Christmas angel shaped jerky type cookies. As seen in the Black Christmas movie re-make, eaten with milk. This word is used greatly among co-workers, usually as a threat.

"Shut the fuck up or I'll make mom cookies out of you"

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Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”