cooking rice

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

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cook rice

to smoke crack cocaine

asians aren't the only people that cook rice

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Cooking rice

When you slay a Virgin women and Impregnate her. (Anime kind of thing)

He was cooking maroua’s rice. She was very happy. Cooking rice

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Home cooked rice

A domestic ricer

a mustang with cheap ebay euro tail lights and a body kit. home cooked rice

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go home cook rice

Background: Cooking rice is a daily chore in households in Hawaii. This chore is often tasked to the children/teenagers of the family who usually got home from school before their parents and were instructed to cook the rice for dinner.

Hawaiian slang: This phrase has the equivalent effect of "go home!" or "go back to where you came from" in American speech. There are many equivalent uses: some used to express disdain, some used jokingly and some used to express relief from a hard day of work.

Ex. 1 - Mahina (at a football game): "Fuck the Huskies!! Go home cook rice!"

Ex. 2 - Leinani: "Don't even kno how fo' do simple division? Brah, you bettah just go home cook rice."

Ex. 3 - Kawika: "Ho braddah, dat one homework took so long. Finally pau. Time to go home cook rice."

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Cook Your Rice

An euphemism for engaging in cunnilingus with cocaine under the performers tongue.

I’m going to cook your rice, Samantha.

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cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

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