Cool Earther

A Conspiracy Theorist who believes that man-made climate change is a hoax made by rich lying Environmentalists to suppress the underfunded oil industry’s truth.

“I heard he was a Flat Earther...”

“Pretty much, Cool Earthers believe the UN, NASA, NOAA, the State Department, and 99% of the world’s scientists are paid to lie by Big Wind, and that only the Oil Lobby is telling the truth about Climate Change.”

“Wow, that makes Flat Earthers sound sensible in comparison”.