cooned

Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.

Someone cooned my wallet!

My house got cooned last night.

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cooned

getting stuff stolen like from the animals or the... cough trashpickers.

They fucking cooned all the shit out of my garage.

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cooned

A cooler way of saying pwned or owned. It pretty much means to be made to look stupid or humiliated.

*guy punches his friend in the face and knocked his coke*"You just got cooned!"

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Coon/cooning

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

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The Coon

A vigilante child dressed as a raccoon. It's Eric Cartman's secret identity. He is Professor Chaos's arch enemy and his rival is Mysterion

there is an animal that lives by night; Searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. to clean out the trash of society I've chosen to become more than a man; I am the hero this town needs; I am the Coon!

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Coon

A black guy who worships white girls and does not like his own race. A black guy who doesn't/barely claims being black

"Look at that fine dark skin over there"

"Girl no, he's a coon"

"Oh never mind then"

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coon

A term that originated as a general slur, applied to all African Americans,
but now, due to an aggressive internet revolution originating in the mid 2000 teens,
has come to be synonymous with "Uncle Tom," "sellout," and other such brandings.

Uncle Tom sellout cornball brother

First Guy: "That Tommy Sotomayor certainly finds any excuse to insult and berate African American women." Doesn't that coon realize that his own mama is a black woman?!?"
Second Guy: "He doesn't care. Coons have no self respect, nor any respect for their people."

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