Cooper Goggles

Possibly the first noticeable side-effect of attending the cooper union. Like beer goggles, cooper goggles impair your sense of judgement especially in dealing with the attractiveness of a potential mate.

"well now that i've got my cooper goggles on, the world seems infinitely more attractive"

"before cooper i would have never even dared to touch someone that ugly. yesterday i fucked him."

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