Corey Hale

Corey Hale is the type of guy where you wouldn't know you're standing next to. He's a season 2 virgin and can't throw a bowling ball.

He's the type of guy in the Xbox party chat to rage quit from playing monopoly.
When out with him, you will always notice his oddly spastic walk which can be labelled as a "Rare Specimen".
And when he is playing on his xbox sitting an inch from his screen, you can sometimes notice his swamp ass forming. Do not sit on his chair as you might end up walking away with a soggy ass.
An historic moment of the man himself, when he was thrown in a bin and could fit in perfectly. Must of been from all of those Fortnite matches.

I can't see you, Corey Hale.

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