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"Ow! Why did you corndog me in the ass? That hurt like a mofo!!!"
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Corndog. (Noun) Used to describe someone, usually a lame wannabe tuff guy/gangster. They talk the talk, dress the part,always seeking attention in large groups. Telling stories of how they whooped so & so. Been doing drive by's since they were 9yrs old. Got a whole buncha tattoos, face tattoos especially. Teardrops, other words or phrases representing their "gang" or "hood". It could also be a gym going guy, buffed out, but can't scrap a lick. They're referred to as a Corndog because, you can change your appearance, but underneath the batter, no matter how thick it is, the Corndog is still just a Weenie in disguise.
Buff don't make you tuff, neither do your face tattoos. I know you're just a Corndog bud, a straight up Weenie In Disguise.
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Someone who acts like a plain old goofball or weird. They act silly or cheesy. Sometimes also called a "cheesy" corndog.
He's such a cheesy corndog! I caught him the other day washing his car with a mop.
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Frozen hotdog covered in corn meal batter, in this reference it is used as a cooling device.
damn son, it's hot as fuck outside and my air conditioner broke so i had to stick a corndog up my ass.
also: why you walking so funny bro, "cause it's hot as fuck!!".
what's up, your balls or something?? naw son!! i got
a frozen corndog up my ass!!!
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(N) A dab of concentrated hash oil coated in cocaine.
(V) To inhale a cocaine coated dab.
"Yo dawg, you wanna dab a corndog?"
"Yo dawg, let's corndog!"
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A corndog is a visual representation of what you see when a larger woman is having sex with her skinny male partner.
Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean
OOOOOOOOOh boy, I walked in on Norma Lynn and little Mike, they was gettin' busy...looked like a corndog up in there.
Double Chin Donna pulled a corndog on Billy, i get you couldn't see nothing but his skinny legs and feet.
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