corn palace

(n). A seedy asian massage parlor which gives full body massages. In particular, this includes a massage of the anus and is often administered using only the tongue.

That bitch's breath stinks; I think she works at a corn palace.

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Corn palace

Another way to say butt or ass. This is more commonly used in reference to a woman's ass than a man's ass. It plays off the common knowledge that corn often survives the trip through the human digestive tract.

Jason: "Sarah is sure lookin' hot."
Tom: "She is, but my favorite thing about her is her tight little corn palace."