Corn Shit

Feces, usually in log form, that is littered with undigested corn kernels, the result of our lackluster and poorly designed digestion system. God probably had a laugh about that one.

Hey, that dog just took a shit.. and OMG it's a corn shit!! It's like corn on the cob and I just want to eat it and pretend it's always autumn because that's my favourite season!

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Corn shit

The kind of shit where you eat corn on the cob and it doesn’t digest correctly therefore the corn pieces show up in the shit when you shit.

Oh no I have a Corn shit

shit corn

The pieces of corn left in your shit after you take a dump.

Dude1: I just took a shit... and theres corn floating in it.
Dude2: That's shit corn man...

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Shit Corns

Annoying Mormon Children that live in Utah.

Those annoying shit corns in Wal-Mart are screaming and I want to strangle then over by the frozen food section.

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Corn eyed shit rabbit

An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)

My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez

Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!

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Corn In Your Shit Beef Tits

Usually described after eating a large meal on St. Patricks which consist of a mass amount of corned beef and corn. After eating this meal you, and or others, shit on a females large breasts. See Turkey Tits

"After a large St. Patties dinner, Brian and Nick tag-teamed Elvira in the upstairs bathroom and had a huge corn in your shit beef tits" fest. Followed by Marc laying down a huge gurn to Elvira.

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I'm picking the corn out your shit

1) Understanding what another person is saying,

2) Hearing the main points of a conversation, lecture or instructions and filtering out the rest

Many uses for this phrase,

1. "Get to the Point Man, I'm having to pick the corn out your shit here"

2. "I'm picking the corn out your shit, I smell what your steppin' in, I'm picking up what you're putting down, I've been there before, it'll be alright"

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