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The act of coming up behind your friend or Enemy, Grabbing their shoulders, and Ramming your knee right up into their butt.
Sean was being a punk so I Corn Dogged him.
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v. present participle:
a sexual activity in which gay males take turns ejaculating into the same man's rectum (cornhole), in effect covering their penises (dogs) in the semen (batter, deriv. of 'baby batter'), of fellow penetrators. The end result is penises getting battered with semen and baked in the heat of the man's rectum (oven), thus becoming corndogs (warm penises covered with another's semen), as opposed to simple dogs (uncooked penises without a semen glaze).
After hosting the corn dogging session he was two pounds heavier and his guests' penises dripped like melting candles.
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To corn dog someone is to knee them up there ass when they dont expect it. Usually if you are in some sort of line and someone cuts in front of you just corn dog the person and yell owned in their face when they are crying on the ground
"Mikey was being really gay today so i decided to give him a nice little corn dog."
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you know what, all of you guyz are weird and perverted beacause corndog isn't only this sexual term. Just because this is an urban dictionary, doesn't mean that you can put these whack perverted definitions. A corn dog is a hot dog on a stick with this corn bread wrapping often sold at carnivals, street fairs, amusment parks, and hot dog trucks.
Kid(8 years old): DADDY!!! I want a corn dog really bad!!!!!
Father: Okay-
(passing perverted teen): No kid, you do NOT want a corn dog. You are a bad bad father, you are!!!
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While having sex on the beach, you pull out while she's distracted, plunge your member into the sand, then stick it back in
I corn dogged my prom date at the beach after-party and had to leave the state for two years.
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Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.
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This is a sexual act, much like the chili dog, that involves some 'teamwork', and a very generous partner.
Upon male ejaculation, either the male or the female...or hell, BOTH, may cup the semen in their hands, and then rub on, or jack off the male with it. The male may go about his business until the semen dries and 'crusts'.
The male then takes his limp wiener dog to partner and then has partner eat his newly made 'corn dog' whichever way they like, by mouthing it, picking off the crust, or by nibbling it piece by piece.
"Hey baby...you know how you always gag, because its warm and creamy? Well guess what..."
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"You hungry? Cuz I can make up a mean corn dog LOADED with calcium and protein!"
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