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When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.
Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!
*both laugh*
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When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips back and forth along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the eating of corn on the cob.
She teased me with some Corn on the Cob before she actually sucked my cock
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the act of fucking someone in the ass so hard that while you are having sex a piece of undigested corn gets lodged in the dick hole.
The other day I was fucking courtney in the ass so hard I got corn in the cob and had to have it removed at the hospital.
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The sexual act of inserting the penis into the anus after having feed the owner of the anus corn for weeks on end.The anus must be full of corn riddled feces so that when the shaft is slowly removed from the anus their is corn all over the penis...Hence Corn on the Cob is created.Great Job!
I had her eating corn for weeks when i finally knew we were ready to have some "corn on the cob".
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A delicious food item most commonly eaten in the fall.
I ate some corn on the cob last night.
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The day after the woman eats corn, you perform anal on her. As you pull out there will be corn pieces stuck to your shaft. Tell her to eat her corn on the cob.
Dude, I forgot we had corn for dinner last night until I pulled out. That bitch loves corn on the cob.
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When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.
Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".
- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....
Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"
Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."
Jebidiah- deep in thought..
"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!
And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...
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