cornyn

a vile piece of shit.

Yesterday I had such a bad cornyn that my ass burned for an hour afterward.

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John Cornyn

To fuck up so badly due to sheer incompetence and a 1937 elementary school education (and thinking that anything that comes out of that jiggolo-gloving mouth other than Wall Street donor shmegma) that your wife cuckolds you with Ted Cruz on the Senate floor while raising money for Beto O’Rourke’s next campaign while you have to do the tax returns for your party’s pedophile ring.

1: Wow, I feel so John Cornyn today
2: Bro, that doesn’t make sense
1: Maybe I just John Cornyned the example

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