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Corona el Fuego

When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.

Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".

A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!

by PyroKyro April 30, 2024