Coronavirus Pandemiced

When you’ve ran out of sick days or personal days at work and you need a valid excuse to convince your boss to stay home.

*tim calls into work*

“I can’t come into work today, I’ve been having symptoms of COVID-19.”

*hangs up phone.*

Tim’s Boss: Yep I just got Coronavirus Pandemiced by that lazy fool Tim. He doesn’t like fulfilling his daily responsibilities.