A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations theyβre not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.
Hey, donβt listen to them, Jordan. They donβt know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.
Refusal to proof read an essay, because it's taken you so long to do/is so boring/is so close to the deadline that you can't be bothered/don't have time to read it again and correct errors.
Commonly experienced at university where there is a frequent need to produce large bodies of work on boring subjects.
Dam, I didn't get 40% in my essay. I'm sure it was awesome when I wrote it.
What do the tutors comments say?
"Constant spelling errors throughout. Totally detracted from the subject, essay does not make any sense."
Dude, didn't you proof read that shit? We had weeks to do it.
Didn't finish the first draft until 2 minutes before the deadline. Had to smoke crack all night just to stay awake and finish it.
Sounds like you suffered a serious case of correctile disfunction.
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Synonym for βMan-Splainingβ created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women βitβs not that badβ
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction
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A disorder where autocorrect never works when you want it to.
Gonna wtach a movie later
*watch
Apparetnly I have correctile disfunction
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