Corrie Charlie

Platty Joobs was the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee. Corrie Charlie is the coronation of King Charles III.

Corrie Charlie is a Bank holiday weekend starting on Saturday 6th May (which is mostly why we care about it)

Corrie Charlie is a beautiful reason to hit the beer garden unless it’s a total washout. So on Corrie Charlie, it’s guaranteed to either rain or reign.

Corrie Charlie is like the violin players on the deck of the Titanic as it sinks. The Titanic is Britain, the violinists are trying to keep us SANE, the iceberg was completely avoidable, and the ship’s captains’ are sleazy Tories.

Channelling good vibes this Corrie Charlie, but Suella Braverman heard the word Channel and decided to deport them to Rwanda.

Put the telly on, I wanna see Corrie Charlie.

Out for some Corrie Charlie bevs, I’ll be back later.

Having people round for a Corrie Charlie bash.

How come Ella’s not in this morning?
She’s still hanging from Corrie Charlie.
Ah, fairs.