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Cosmetic Vaginery

A procedure where an older lady, or Boiler if you will, might have some excess piss flappery trimmed in order to make her vagina appear more attractive to a much younger and willing partcipant. Otherwise known as Labiaplasty.

Geez Maureen, you look trim, taught and terrific since that cosmetic vaginery and beard trim. You might want to choose a younger name though so they don't get suss on how old you really are.

by wonderplumb April 7, 2011

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