cotnered

1) to bitch and moan about everything that happens to you.
2) to argue, or dispute everthing you hear with no other justification behind it other than "I graduated from OU Law School".

1) Once again timmy "cotnered" over the reasons why his mother sent him to bed early.

2)Mr. Breedhate "cotnered" with the police officer of the speeding ticket he was written.

cotnered

the act of thinking everything is about you.

they are cotnered about every situation.

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Zack Cotner

A man who is utterly amazing in every single way. Also refers to an amazing time in bed.

Damn, I just wanna get Zack Cotnered!
Did you see Zack Cotner? Everyone wants to date him!

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Toby Cotner

A young boy who is miserable and has no friends. In love with a girl, who thinks he’s a total creep. Also he’s a moron who fails every class he takes.

“You think your life is miserable? Look at Toby Cotner’s!”