cottee

A combination of coffee and tea. Equal parts coffee and tea mixed with hot water, cream, milk or sugar. Usually drunk by people who cannot decide between a choice of the above beverages.

"What will you have, tea or coffee?"
"Uhm - i'll just take a cottee, thanks."

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cottee

meaning: king of the jungle. could be described as a glass of cottee's cordial or the head jock. everyone knows a cottee.

person A: "did you hear about cottee?"
person B: "he's like the hottest guy"

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tony cottee

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

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