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a cross between a can and a bottle.
Dude have you seen the new 16 oz miller lite cottles?
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A particularly sordid and depraved form of sexual intercourse, mostly favoured and performed by residents of Bath and 'special' visitors to Tog Hill
Person 1: Hey, did you have a good weekend?
Person 2: Yes. I met a sexy girl and gave her a damn good cottling.
Person 1: I like your style.
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To throttle ones penis whilst watching another man over a web cam throttle his
Im going to have a session of throttle cottle before my mum makes my tea
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A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.
Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"
Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."
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Imagine "bottles" your baby.
Now the b turns into a "c" as "c" = cock.
*Daddy cottles his two kids (COMPLETELY IN ROLE PLAY AND ABIDING ADULTS OVER 18+)