Couch Fisting

Couch fisting (also known as Crack digging) is the action of jamming your fist into the cracks of your sofa and finding stuff...

Hey man, today I was couch fisting and found a lip balm along with my ipod, pillow pants, my cellphone, 23 bucks, BellaDonna's magic hand, a clown nose, some doritos, chopsticks, the Lindbergh baby, a wig, my toothbrush, a kitten, some lazagna, the bible, a moustache, a spoon, some underwear, dentures, my car keys and some nutella...I think...

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