the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!
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the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!
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A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.
" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "
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One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!
this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker
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When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.
John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....
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Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.
Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!
J. D. Vance, the republican candidate for vice president of the United States of America.
"That couch fucker is going to cost Trump the election!"
"I know right?"