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People who like to have sex with couches.
J.D. Vance is a couch humper.
Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?
Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!