A slang term for a womens vagina.
Kevin ate my couchie out good last night, Sarah. Sarah? Listen to me you white couchie eating bitch!
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Couchie (noun), someone who enjoys the fine art of relaxing on a comfortable couch.
Ernesto loves going out on the town but during the winter months, he's happy being a couchie!
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I bought a couchie for my son yesterday. It was like my couchie when I was younger.
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Someone who sleeps on their parents couch until theyβre 40 years old because theyβre a loser!
Bro Cameron loves to be his moms couchie boy, and sheβs almost 80 years old now! What a loser
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To perform an act or express preference towards something consistent with the preferences of Couch.
Me: "Look he's wearing flannel"
You: "That is so Couchy!"
Cribbage
Straight-edge razors
Using military time
Thermos
Having "business to attend to "
Manual Transmission
Buggy transportation
"Oi"
"Stop the bleed"
Fake glasses
Beer connoisseur
Headbands
Vinyl
Britain
Metric System
Combos
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Single Ladies
Sobelmann's Busgirls
Tea
Lame jokes
Advising people to not suck
These are Couchy
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To stay and live on your couch instead of going out with your friends. Usually involves pot smoking.
Person 1: Did you call Angela?
Person 2: Yeah, but she didn't answer.
Person 1: Damn it, she must be at home being couchy.
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A group of rather unhygenic and unattractive students at the Illinios Mathematics and Science Academy who spend a majority (if not all) of their free time sitting, standing, laying, or sleeping on or in the vicinity of the area near the History Office containing the "Couches". Couchies tend to be loud and annoying and very opinionated. And hairy. Especially the girls. Couchies cannot be considered people.
Today I walked past what I thought was a dumpster but it turned out to be a large group of couchies.
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