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a term for a person who, at the end of every party, ends up passed out on the couch.
It looks like Brett is the designated Couchman for tonight.
A last name, usually pronounced wrong. May have a criminal record or someone in the family has one. The Couchmans are spread out throughout the U.S usually siblings.
I haven't met all my siblings, because my dad was a Couchman
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Leaving a woman completely unsatisfied after a sexual encounter. Has been known to lead to blue clit. Suggested remedies include remembering a woman's clitoris is in fact in her throat.
"Dude, last night I was with this hott chick. But I gave her the Couchman and I don't think she will call me again. FML"
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Couchman.. also means slag cheat and a liar.
Hi I'm Mrs Couchman and I fuck everything I can just like my mum