Cougar Meat

Any young man being preyed upon by an older, more experienced woman.

"Are you sure your son's safe moving to LA? You know he's prime Cougar Meat".

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cougar meat

These are the males in their late-teens or 20s that "cougars" are on the prowl for.

Cougar #1: Hey, did you see that hot cutie with the Ed Hardy shirt going into the men's room?

Cougar #2: Oh yeah, definite cougar meat - I want to jump his bones!

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cougar meat

The aging reproductive organ of a wily, sexually charged woman in her 40s. Usually resembles rotting flesh. The sweet/pungent scent will often attract flies.

I'm sick of college girls, man. Let's hit up the Pottery Barn and track down some cougar meat!

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