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cough medicine

The cheaper and easier alternative to pot for minors and/or cheapskates. Also works with mint-flavored cough drops.

β€œHey, why is there cough medicine on the bathroom floor?”
β€œSeventh graders.”

by Kablooski March 10, 2018


grandpa's cough medicine

Another name for an alcoholic beverage of any sort.

"You boys been doin' a little boozin', have ya? Been suckin' back on grandpa's ol' cough medicine?"
-PA state trooper on "Dumb and Dumber"

by Nick D May 19, 2004

156πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


cough medicine curmudgeon

n. a person who does a lot of robotripping...thus becoming the Queen/King of tussin. Popularized by an MC Chris song "The Tussin".

my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon

by Shishkeberry October 23, 2006

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


grandpas cough medicine

Referring to whiskey or some other strong alcoholic beverage

Dude I think Tim was sucking on grandpas cough medicine

by Misery321123 February 27, 2011

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


grandpa's cough medicine

1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture

1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.

by MOUND October 31, 2004

24πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine

The time of night from about 7-10 p.m. in which it is too late to take dayquil and too early to take nightquil without disturbing your sleep pattern.

I was dribbling all over myself last night, but it was in the Twilight Zone of Cough Medicine, so I couldn't do anything about it.

by ker.mudgeon March 22, 2011

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 8, 2015