Could do

A term used by people of the younger generation to show their distaste for an activity or event. Usually used by people who haven't got the courage to stand up and say "I would not like to attend this activity/event"

"Hey Ellie, do you want to go see One Direction on the weekend?"
"Yeah, could do."
"I'll take that as a definite no then."

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a dog could do it

Just anything you could do that a dog could do aswell.

A random dog. a dog could do it. E.g Spot, Lassie, Beethoven, Santa's Little Helper and Kipper.

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Least I Could Do

LICD(found at leasticoulddo.com) is a webcomic, created by Ryan Sohmer and Lar Desouza. It is also the webcomic that has spread the phrase, 'vagoo'.
READ. IT.

Least I Could Do, although not for all ages, is an infinitley funny read.

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i could do it switch

This is a phrase that skaters use when they are jealous of another skater that is able to do the same trick they learned but was able to learn it in a shorter amount of time.

Tracy: ey i could finally backside flip

Ryan: so what, i could do it switch

Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch

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you could do better

a hating ass bitch that can’t get a nigga

oh my! look at that bitch ass pussy over there. she said I could do better 🤔
you could do better: hating ass female

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You could do better

Usually an annoying way of saying, "your partner does not meet my standards of money and beauty which is more important than your opinion of your partner." These people can usually go fuck themselves. You should let them know to do so as well.

*At the company party*
Mary (or Drake) whatever: "OMG, Joe you've been talking about your new girlfriend for a month now and I was so excited! I thought she'd be more..*glances*... I think you could do better."
Joseph: "How about you go fuck yourself Mary you dumb-ass cunt. You don't know shit about shit and I hope you lose your custody battle. I'm not embarrassed of her and I shouldn't be embarrassed of her. She's great and she's a perfect fit for me and the only one who has the authority to decide that IS ME. My relationship doesn't depend on your validation as none should. Shut the fuck up Mary ( or Drake ), jesus christ"

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I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

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