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Refers to a male genital organ of bestial, python-like proportions. Derived from famously well-endowed actor/comedian Dave Coulier (rumored to be packing 17 inches).
Girl 1: Look at those pants
Girl 2: Whoa..he's..bulging
Girl 1: Seriously
Girl 3: Omg, definite coulier
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After having hot, sweaty sex with a girl, you go to the fridge and grab a cup of your pee that you've been refrigerating all day. Then, you go back to the girl and say "You look hot baby. Let me Coulier you off" and throw the cup of pee in her face.
I brought that bigger girl from the bar home last night, and she was such a sweaty pig that I had to give her a Coulier Cooler after we banged.
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Dave Coulier played a professional comedian on Full House, yet he was the least funny character on the show. The Dave Coulier Effect is when someone should be/acts like an expert on something, but is actually clueless on the subject.
The HR guy drives me nuts! He's suffering from The Dave Coulier Effect.
When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.
Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."
Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."
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