Coulomb

(Coo-lom)
A mild insult used for someone who is often stupid, foolish and generally idiotic.

A- "Callum fell down the stairs again."
B- "God, he is such a coulomb."

A- "Shut up."
B- "You shut up, you coulomb!"

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Coulomb

An absolute unit that also happens to be a unit of charge

Look, over there is a Unit of Charge!

Wow, he must be a Coulomb

coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force

i really have no fucking idea.

Dude 1: "Dude, i'm writing my science exam tomorrow! What's a coulombic intermolecular ionic van der waals force?
Dude 2: Honestly Dude? no fucking idea...

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pull a coulombe

when you try to open a joint account

Hey friend, would you pull a coulombe with me this weekend? Iwould you like to open a new joint account with you?