Counciling

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!

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The Council

A group of bros and broski’s that advise any tough or large decisions in you’re life. The council consist of 9 bros and broski’s that are carefully chosen from the Broste System. They will respond with out bias to ensure that you make the wisest decision.

Sorry to inform you but the council has decided that your unfit to be my lover due to your bitch ass ways.

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The Council

The legendary group of four amazingly awesome and highly respected people.

"Whose The Council?"
":O"

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Council

Derogatory term used to describe people of low social-class. It's very similar to the term Chav. Also used to describe something that looks cheap or tacky.

It's based on the fact that poor people would tend to live in subsidised housing in the UK known as a council estate. Council estates have improved a great deal in the past 10-20 years but some are still suffering from anti-social behavour brought about by Chav and Urban wannabee behaviour by kids and young adults who are simply bored and lacking identity or a sense of community.

John: Oh my! How much gold does she think she can fit around her neck?
Steve: Mr T could pull it off but she's just council.

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council

Adj. suggests a shitty, cheap substitute. Used before the thing you actually want but can't have.

Eg. Council toothpaste = Water

Council pop = Water

Council boyfriend = One night stand

Council flat = a council flat

Eve: Shit, you look rough!! How did you get home last night after the club??
Dave: I got a council taxi.
Eve: No shit! You mean you walked over 5 miles home???

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Council

An abbreviation of 'council gritter', which is the cockney rhyming slang for 'shitter'

"I met this right slag last night, she let me go in dry up her council!"

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councilitis

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis

craighhhh:oight u from scunny mate??councilits phyllis:yeah ave it..(chat up line omfg i know!!)


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