Count Fetish

The feeling of extreme sexual attraction to the act of, or people who partake in, counting. Some individuals also require numbers before reaching a state of sexual gratification (orgasm).

Dude 1: I can't watch Sesame Street anymore, i have a count fetish.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: Every time that Jewish Vampire start counting, I get a stiffy

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