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Country Club Keto

also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.

You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018

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