Country Pancake

English countryside slang for a cow pat, they often torment city kids by asking if they would like a country pancake, then slamming their face in cow shit.

Country Kid: "Hey, Cockney boy, want to come to my place and have a country pancake?"

City kid: "Sure! Sounds delicious!"

half way in a field the country bumpkin pushes the city kids head in a cow pat and runs off laughing

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