courtesy call

A sugarcoated term used by telemarketers which really means sales call. One of the most deceitful and misleading phrases ever since there is nothing courteous about it.

Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to Mr. Smith? Hello. This is a courtesy call from Talk America which is inviting you to switch to our service. You'll pay only 10 cents a minute and you get the first 100 minutes free.

Mr. Smith: No thank you.

Telemarketer: Well, sir you get blah blah blah.........

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courtesy call

when someone is about to leave the bathroom after leaving a bomb in the john next to you without flushing, you have to call him back to give a courtesy flush

man 1: (hears other person leave without flushing) HEY! give a courtesy flush there mate.
man 2: oh sorry there bud, thanks for the courtesy call. i did leave a massive trump in the shitter there

man 1:no problem mate.

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