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cousin fucked

A name for a person who is 'inbred' or a result of incest.

hey, what's wrong with him?

oh, he's cousin fucked!

by katieforcurry November 24, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse

Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.

by Livreri July 12, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out โ€œur mom gayโ€ โ€œyour dad lesbianโ€ and โ€œyour granny trannyโ€.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies

by Skrttttt March 20, 2018


fuck cousin

noun; a person with whom you share the common connection of having both slept with the same person, creating an awkward, familial-like connection as a result of you having shared the same sexual partner, albeit at different points in time. It is typically more preferable to be "older" of the fuck cousins, as you engaged in the sexual activity with the intermediary partner prior to the "younger" cousin. Moreover, the newly-discovered fuck cousin-connection transcends and supercedes all other connections you may have previously had with the fuck cousin, whether it be family, friend, or complete stranger.

1) Dude, you know how you fucked Jackie a couple of years ago? Well, Andy just told me he fucked her last week! Looks like you've got yourself a fuck cousin!

2) My creepy Uncle Eddie boned the same chick as me?!? I guess he's no longer my uncle, now he's my creepy Fuck Cousin Eddie.

by Juice May 15, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.

She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.

by Maureen O'Connor July 11, 2004

206๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fucking Cousin

A cousin so distant it is safe to fuck without fear of inbreeding. Any cousin past third-removed.

Third cousins, fourth cousins, fifth cousins, and so on are considered "fucking cousins".

by MiKeHaWk1o1 October 31, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucking cousins

read: Matt and Tony Lovato

last night i caught those fucking cousins!

by retarded slash fan November 15, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž