When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.
I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.
My roots are so grey I have covid hair.
The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.
Never answer a video call when you have covid hair