A promiscuous female or male who gets too close for social distancing and proceeds to satisfying you orally, or anally, or vaginally.. is that even a word?
Dude to friend:
” Damn, I hope that COVIDHOE don’t get pregnant, I busted in all three of her holes before I even asked her name”.
Friend:
” well, what’s her name?”
Dude to friend:
”perfect! “