Cow Ram

This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.

After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.

The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.

Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.

Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..

Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!

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