Cow tongue

The inner part of the vagina that resembles cow tongues

She has some cow tongues!!

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Cow tongue

When someone is receiving a blowjob from their significant other and he/she licks down the shaft to the balls and keeps going; moving backwards between the legs to lick the taint and slide their tongue up the ass crack, in a similar fashion to that of a credit card swipe.

"Hey, how'd your hookup on Grinder go?"
"Great. We Netflixed and chilled and he gave me cow tongue."

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cow tongue

a person who sucks a lot of dick (a ugly person)

yo shirley is a cow tongue

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cow tongued

"Having a tongue like a cow, smooth one way and rough the other; and hence, one who gives fair or foul language as may suit his purpose."
~Thomas Wright's 'Dictionary of Obsolete and Provincial English,' 1857

One who speaks with eloquence one moment, then swears like a sailor the next, depending on the mood or situation.

Gen George S. Patton was very cow tongued. One minute he could be giving an eloquent speech & the next minute, cuss someone out with language that would make a whore blush.

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Cow Tongue

testicles hanging out in the shape of a tongue

cow tongue is testicles look like a tongue.

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box of cow tongues

First referanced by Dane Cook, it is the term for a vagina that is very nasty looking, or has been beat up by another man recently. It is an ultimate erection killer.

I just looked like a box of Cow Tongues down there!

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Cow Tongue Sandwich

Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the woman.

Thus, she looks like a sandwich but it feels like a cow tongue.

"Man, she is only good from the waist down!"

"Dude, she'll have to be made into a cow tongue sandwich"

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