A super hot guys who’s dating this weird cat girl named Tati. She wore a blazer to picture day and used to wear cat ears and a choker. Anyways he’s super sexy and likes to suck on tongues. He also smells really good but likes to fart on people.
person 1: who’s cowboy noah?
person 2: oh he’s this hot guy who likes to stick controllers up his ass and scream racial slurs